Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. She says they make me look pretty! I'm the best! No one's gonna care if you don't care, Oops! Sing, Jenny! Nothing will change. The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. Lavender greatly admires Matilda for the tricks Matilda played on her father, and she also admires Hortensia when Hortensia tells the girls about all the time she's spent in the Chokey as punishment for playing tricks on Miss Trunchbull. Oh, you stupid man. "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. MATILDA At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. . And . NIGEL Nobody but me is gonna change my story. Oh. He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. . BOTH: What a dear! AMANDA and ERIC Oh
